Donut Shop Person: Hi, what can I get for you today?
Me: Oh, I’m not sure. I just want to get a little morale booster for the office. What do you recommend?
Donut Shop Person: Oh, that’s nice – how many people? I’d recommend getting a variety.
Me: Oh, I work from home….. soooo three! Definitely three people. Small business. (Under breath: Two canine.)
The real thing is hardly ever as interesting. Regardless, I’m starting the day with a half dozen donuts and one kolache “for the one who doesn’t like sweets.”