So I fell in love.
With a dress. On Fab.com. That looks like this.
Only, it was only available in a size 8 (and I’m pushing size 12 these days) but I thought hey, maybe I can actually stick to my diet and everything will be okay, because this dress is definitely worth it.
Well, today it came in the mail, and when I attempted to try it on, the waist area wouldn’t even clear my shoulders. Now, I knew it would be a little small, but this was like contortion I-should-be-employed-by-Circ-de-Soleil small.
So I went to the website and made this heartbreaking discovery:
Damn. You. Europeans.
UPDATE: Found it on this European website, and ordered it in a Euro size 14. Paid in Euros too, so I really hope I don’t regret ordering internationally. We’ll see if I’m cursing Europeans again soon…